you only hang out with us when we have weed, smokes or booze to give you.

you could at least try to hide it

sfux:

i feel like people who eat breakfast really have their lives together

(via blackinsomniac)

ejacutastic:

i really fucking hate when i tell people about my problems and they try to make it into a fucking contest and one up me like congratulations you win at being a douchebag

(via tastemygayrainbow)